VERSION 3.0

Version 3.0 is out. You wont notice anything but i can now track everything on my site. Version 4.0 will come out sometime in the near future

Apology

To all of my fans (if i have any left) Im really sorry that i havent been posting very much. Im going to start posting again and may recruit some new team members and completely update my blog with version 3.0 coming out within the next few months. Thanks for your patience and being my fans!

oh ya

on the thing i posted under this, make sure to vote for Andre Ethier! :P

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This is at the Kahalui airport in Maui, Hawaii.

Philosophical questions- ponder them

·  Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

·  If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Is there another word for synonym?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If convenience stores are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo?

·  Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

·  What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane?

·  Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

·  When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

·  Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

·  Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

·  How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

What's another word for thesaurus?

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

·  Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

·  Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

·  What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

·  How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

·  If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

·  When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

·  Shouldn't a man who invests all your money be called something other than a broker?

·  When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

·  Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

·  If 21 is pronounced twenty-one why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

·  Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

·  Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?  Shouldn't they be called builts?

·  If all is not lost, where is it?

·  If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

·  Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

·  Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

·  Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

·  Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

·  At ball games, why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

·  Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

·  Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead."?

·  How much deeper would the ocean be if all the sponges didn't live there?

·  Why does the sun darken our skin but lighten our hair?

·  Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

·  Why does an alarm clock go "off" when it actually goes "on?"

·  Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

·  Why does mineral water, that has trickled down the mountains for centuries, go out of date next year?

·  Why are softballs so hard?

·  How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

·  Which is worse, failing or never trying?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Can you daydream at night?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why can't donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

Just wanted to post this really quick- leave tons of comments!

Lol

Teacher: Mr. Tempah, where's your homework?

Tinie Tempah: A Million Miles away

Teacher: Don't do this again!

Tinie Tempah: But I will never change!

Teacher: Then Go to the Principal's office!

Tinie Tempah: I'm on my way!

Listen to the song "Written in the stars" and you will get it.

In 1 week (April 3rd) is Wrestlemania.It is the biggest event of the year. Forget all other sports events, this is Wrestlemania. Will Triple H end Undertaker's 18-0 streak? It is the biggest streak in sports entertainment history. Here are some famous streaks:
 
1. Cal Ripken, Jr.- 2,632 consecutive games played
2. Edwin Moses- 122 consecutive 400m hurdle wins
3. Joe DiMaggio- 56 consecutive games with a hit


The Undertaker's streak beats all. He has been in 18 Wrestlemaina battles, and won them all. Watch Wrestlemania on your PPV channel on April 3rd!

5 Guys

Yesterday I went to 5 Guys Burgers and Fries. It was my first time, but I had been wanting to go for about 3 months. So they had lots of best burger awards all over the walls, and I didn't eat one because I already knew they were good, so I had a hot dog. NOT the specialty. The INSIDE had bits of hard spots right in the middle. The fries were good, but overcooked. Also, there were 4 guys and 3 women working there. Really? If you go there, get a burger.

How to help in Japan

As you all know, there was a major tsunami in Japan and the effects hit Japan (Duh), Hawaii (especially Maui, the best island in Hawaii), Australia, and the Western USA. There have been over 700 dead and almost 10,000 missing people. Thousands have no homes. So how can you help?  

The Red Cross: The Japanese Red Cross has already deployed 11 national disaster response teams to respond to the crisis but you can support their efforts by donating money. Similar to their efforts to help Haiti after the earthquake in 2010, Red Cross is accepting donations either online or via text message. Simply text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 from your phone (you’ll be prompted to confirm with a second text reading YES).

Shelterbox: The UK-based organization has 18 international affiliates and it has launched an online fundraiser for the earthquake and tsunami relief efforts. Shelterbox provides assistance to afflicted countries by delivering large utility boxes that contain a shelter and other emergency relief tools. To donate online, simply go to your country's site and click "DONATE".

International Medical Corps: To donate to this global non-profit’s Emergency Respond Efforts Fund, simply go to their site and select the amount you wish to donate (be sure to note if you want your donation to be a “recurring gift” for future relief efforts) and fill in your information.

GlobalGiving.org: Working with other organizations such as the International Medical Corps, D.C.-based organization GlobalGiving has launched the Japan Earthquake and Tsunami Relif Fund, which will give aid to on the ground organizations providing emergency services. They are accepting donations online with a funding goal of $90, 000.

Convoy of Hope: This non-profit focuses on disaster relief efforts and you can donate either online at their site or via text message by texting TSUNAMI to 50555 (you’ll also be prompted to confirm with a follow up text of YES).

UPDATE: We’ve been hearing of more organizations that are leading the way in helping victims of the earthquake and tsunami so we’ll be updating this list as they come in. If you know of more organizations that are doing great work and need help with donations, aid or volunteers please let us know.

Salvation Army: The Japan branch of the Salvation Army has been working in Tokyo to offer shelter to stranded commuters and they are  reportedly organizing a team to send to Sendai Friday night. They also have their Hawaii branch standing by, ready to help. You can help their relief efforts by texting JAPAN or QUAKE to 80888 to make a $10 donation.

(This was taken from: www.venicepaparazzi.com - - - no copyright intended.)

Dead and Gone

The Wrestlemania 27 theme song

WWE's newest recruit

Okay, this guy is great he flips like John Morrison wishes he could. They would be a great tag team.

One of the best moments I have seen in the WWE

This is just EPIC!

Really?

Well, it's friday, and I have a pretty bad cold. I guess I will be posting more.

This is a really good song

I couldn't get the official music video, but bear with me.

You can tell that it's lip singing, but the song still rules and that is the actual band.

Guess what? I figured out how to put all of my posts on my main page!

Great song.

Lol-Look at my followers- I'm one!

These are my brother go karting in a parking lot. We do it all the time.

 

How classic.

I'm posting a lot today because I have nothing else to do. I love these songs. :)

I've been innovating some Places in the artistic virtual world ROBLOX

Guitars

Like Guitars? Go to "Vintage Guitar Gems" located at 2140 Thousand Oaks Blvd, Thousand Oaks, CA, 91362. They sell the sickest guitars. If you go on a Tuesday Or Thursday, make sure you ask for Mike. Tell him that you heard about the store on this blog.

You have to admit, not a bad song.

For many generations, families around the world have enjoyed WWE. Unfortunately,
as a result of recent political events, some of the media have unfairly and inaccurately criticized the company. Therefore, we are calling on the WWE Universe to speak out and "Stand Up for WWE."

Please click here to see a special video from WWE Chairman & CEO Vince McMahon. http://www.wwe.com/inside/standupforwwe/

Me Doing RKO to my brother

This is another wrestler and his song that I like.

The video under this is my favorite wwe wrestler and his song.

WWE royal Rumble fight highlights

Wanna fight them?

Braves minor leauge manager goes insane after being ejected from the game

I love this song SO much

Speed of sound by Coldplay. This song reminds me of my old house in San Jose Lol

MJ

Im gonna post a lot of new MJ stuff today so here i go

Empire state of mind

Tik tok

We had the talent show yesterday and we pwned. We got a standing ovation.

Talent Show

5 friends and I auditioned for the school talent show today. We did the dance to smooth criminal, the song I have posted twice. I hope we are in!

Cheese

I have not been posting very often so I will start again soon but I need to find more things to post so i'm really trying.

A better smooth criminal video

I only posted this for my friend because he loves this song

John Mayer No such thing This is my fav song by my fav singer

The Fray "You Found Me"

Cheese

I LOVE CHEESE! Don't make fun of cheese, because if you dont like it, I will ban you from my blog. If you think i'm the only cheeselover out there, go to http://www.cheeserules.blogspot.com/ to see another cheeselover. I have a cheese army anyways, and it has around 15 people. We eliminate all cheese haters.If you want to join my army, email me at 57.Carson@gmail.com.

THe NEW how not to skateboard (the old one was claimed copyright)

Play Beach Assault game at ActivegameZ.com

The Final Countdown

This is a great song, The Final Countdown by Europe.

This is me trying to ollie on my skateboard. It was successful.

Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Live in Munich)
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